I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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