i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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