so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize