dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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