am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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