your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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