I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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