I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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