So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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