i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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