My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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