Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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