Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I had to cum in my sink.
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