Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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