Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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