Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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