so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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