Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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