i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Dear god my vagina.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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