What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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