Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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