And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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