Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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