I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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