Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
farters have to be the big spoon...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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