the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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