we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
