Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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