Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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