I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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