i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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