Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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