i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
