the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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