I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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