ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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