I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
