Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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