I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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