Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
