i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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