I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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