I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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