I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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