Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
zippers are such a cool invention
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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