If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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