Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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