He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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