careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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