People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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