Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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