are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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