You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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