There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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